if you scream on the movie theater i will cut your tongue out

posted 5 days ago with 1 note
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(Source: dailygladers)

posted 6 days ago with 940 notes
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imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

posted 1 week ago with 312,790 notes
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(Source: sukihowell)

posted 1 week ago with 5,724 notes
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colorfulhowell:

These three I swear

(Source: octoberhowell)

posted 1 week ago with 13,150 notes
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wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

posted 2 weeks ago with 246,568 notes
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basically it means that she can sense when someone’s close to death.

can she sense that i’m about to kill you?

(Source: lydiamartindaily)

posted 2 weeks ago with 6,605 notes
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agirlnamedally:

*leans off the bed to reach laptop charger*

parkour

posted 2 weeks ago with 182,772 notes
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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
posted 2 weeks ago with 275,808 notes
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Your choice.

(Source: hazellncaster)

posted 2 weeks ago with 5,092 notes
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softlycanthropy:

derek hale + menacing sports equipment to intimidate teenage boys

posted 2 weeks ago with 3,374 notes
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caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

(Source: drunktrophywife)

posted 2 weeks ago with 174,906 notes
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asian:

this is my favourite picture on the internet

posted 2 weeks ago with 25,007 notes
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(Source: skins-giffing)

posted 2 weeks ago with 1,616 notes
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bonaventure-:

one time in 7th grade i stayed up for 3 days straight just to see if i could. on the third day in history class i watched my hand and pencil warp through my desk and my friend beside me nudged me and said “you’ve been staring at your hand for the past 30 minutes” and ever since i always get enough sleep and you should too

posted 2 weeks ago with 290,091 notes
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