mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

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louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

image

see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

(Source: louhza)

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okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

(Source: okaywork)

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whydgn:

in my 8th grade english class, we had to make mother’s day cards, and i didn’t feel like making one, so i was like “my mom died six months before i was born” and started crying, and she believed me and i didn’t have to do it

i mean you’d think a teacher would know someone can’t give birth 6 months after dying

(Source: vanxty)

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her: come over
me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
her: my parents aren't home
me: he is ASLEEP
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snapslikethis:

most accurate chart i’ve ever made

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listentothepunkrock:

melemallory:

we-live-in-marvelous-times:

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

Every TV show ever

#ROMEO AND JULIET

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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(Source: anthemofsuccesss)

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howellclouds:

Internet Support Group 3 : Dan reacting to a penis
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jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

(Source: brideofgodzilla)

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ncisnt:

we’ve had a new neighbour for about a year now and i’ve never met her but yesterday i walked outside when mum was talking to her and she said “i thought you were kidding when you said you have 2 daughters, i’ve never seen this one”. how rude

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